This time, I’ve decided I’m going to have a little bit of fun, I have discovered the symptoms for WWE addiction and will like to reveal those at this time.
You won’t enter a room until somebody hits your music
Monday is your favorite night of the week, and you’ll even skip watching your favorite team on Monday Night Football to watch Raw.
You have the urge to chant “Yes” “Yes” “Yes” or “Woo” at the most importune times.
You say “What?” when somebody pauses while speaking
You take a vacation day at work to watch WrestleMania
The launch of the WWE Network was one of the biggest days of your life
You wear wrestling t-shirts in public places that most people wouldn’t
You actually get offended when somebody calls wrestling “fake”
You feel like part of your soul was ripped out when The Undertaker lost at WrestleMania XXX
You have a wrestler’s theme as your ringtone
Photos of wrestling divas assisted your puberty so to speak
You have written about wrestling on school assignments
You downloaded the WWE App, without Michael Cole’s help
You know the real names of most wrestlers, without looking them up on Wikipedia
You mark out when a wrestler appears in a movie or TV show
You’ve attempted backyard wrestling at least once
You’ve attended more WWE events in your city than you have for the sports team that plays in the arena
You know “Austin 3:16” but not “John 3:16”
You tell people they can’t see you, even though they can
You’ve sang a wrestler theme during karaoke
You remember past dates solely based on a wrestling moment that took place on that date
You name your pet after a wrestler
You think you know more about the business than the actual people involved in it
You actually know what TNA is and that it will never come close to being on WWE’s level
You tweet to wrestlers on a daily basis
The majority of websites you visit are wrestling related
You write opinions articles on a wrestling website and have it on your resume as writing experience
You wrote or read this entire list
Until next time, don’t fight the addiction, just live with it because were can’t cure it.