Nothing too major to talk about here, just something that strikes me odd in the world of professional wrestling. (I suppose that’s being redundant) In any case there is an issue with the championship story line on Raw thats bothering me, so much like creative, lets not think and just dive right in.
BTW those of you looking for fancy lettering or youtube videos, will have to look elsewhere. While Im sure they have their place and can bring an element of (oh lets not call it dumbing it down for the masses) the point of my article is to convey an idea about a wrestling issue. So those of you in need just go ahead on over to their website and get your fill of relevant videos.
Hey maybe if you’re lucky I ll post a video of one of my favorite stand up comedians. After all “THEY” never said the video had to be relevant to the column, did THEY? More on that storyline next week. 10-10-10
On To The Actual Point: Uh oh I sold out already. Okay so my issue is this. John Cena, who is basically at this point a servant to the Nexus, with no foreseeable end in the near future. Was just given a get out of jail free card to the dilemma that had him contemplating quitting the business he lives for. Lets break it down in two ways here.
ONE Love that italics. Why would Wade Barrett, even if he were to win the WWE title at Survivor Series, just willingly give up one of the strongest forces in WWE (storyline wise) as a personal protector, simply because he has the belt. Wouldn’t keeping Cena around just guarantee him a longer title reign. After all Cena had absolutely no creative way to slither his way out this contract as we know. This leads me to believe there may be something to that greater purpose storyline they keep talking about. Then again that would make entirely too much sense.
NUMBER 2 NUMBER 2 Little Bob Shepard homage there. From what I can gather and please correct me if Im wrong. But what I saw from Raw was that in order for Cena to get out of this contract, that is tearing him apart and making him consider quitting the business and causing him tremendous emotional stress IS…Make Randy Orton Lose the Title and give it to Wade Barrett….. Am I missing something….anyone.
Is that phucking it , ARE YOU SERIOUS? The only thing Cena has to do to get out of this servant like contract, is cost a guy who he spent all of last year brutally feuding with the championship. In which he will be free of Nexus and at his own will to go after who ever he chooses, including Barrett and the WWE title. Well gosh this just makes all the sense in the world.
That pained look on Johns face after Raw was so heart felt. How do I ever cost Randy Orton the belt. Not Randy Orton. After all we have so much respect for one another now that hes not trying to kick my head off on a weekly basis. Oh what ever will I do. Oh WWE and your silly booking, when will you learn silly rabbit.
Then again as John pointed out in his article about this weeks Impact, there isn’t always logic in wrestling booking is there. Well until next time..Maybe I ll go all Matt Stone in Baseketball and sell all the way out with you tube videos and everything. After all its all about the fame and money in this business.
