– WWE has announced the following Slammy Award winners on their website:
OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN MUPPET RESEMBLANCE:
Winner: Sheamus and his long lost, red-headed cousin Beaker.
THE PEE-WEE HERMAN BOWTIE AWARD:
Winner: David Otunga, for his Harvard-law-by-way-of-the-Playhouse business attire.
MOST PREDICTABLE OUTCOME OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Kevin Nash’s powerbomb to Santino after the trombone dance.
GUESS WHO’S BACK? OR: RETURN OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Some guy, we’re not sure exactly…The Rock? That is his name, right?
DOUBLE VISION MOMENT OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Sin Cara and, er, Sin Cara, for their epic face-off on SmackDown.
T-SHIRT OF THE YEAR:
Winner: CM Punk, for his instantly iconic “Best in the World” threads. Bonus Slammy points if you got the Chicago one from Money in the Bank.
WWE.COM EXCLUSIVE OF THE YEAR:
Winner: John Laurinaitis “congratulates” CM Punk.
MOST REGRETTABLE RING ATTIRE OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Michael Cole in Triple H’s trunks.
CRITTER MOMENT OF THE YEAR:
Winner: The mouse that ran past Alberto Del Rio in the locker room on Raw.
SUPERSTAR TRANSFORMATION OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Zack Ryder. Remember when he used to look like Edge?