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WWE Announces 10 More Slammy Award Winners on Their Website After RAW

– WWE has announced the following Slammy Award winners on their website:

OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN MUPPET RESEMBLANCE:
Winner: Sheamus and his long lost, red-headed cousin Beaker.

THE PEE-WEE HERMAN BOWTIE AWARD:
Winner: David Otunga, for his Harvard-law-by-way-of-the-Playhouse business attire.

MOST PREDICTABLE OUTCOME OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Kevin Nash’s powerbomb to Santino after the trombone dance.

GUESS WHO’S BACK? OR: RETURN OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Some guy, we’re not sure exactly…The Rock? That is his name, right?

DOUBLE VISION MOMENT OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Sin Cara and, er, Sin Cara, for their epic face-off on SmackDown.

T-SHIRT OF THE YEAR:
Winner: CM Punk, for his instantly iconic “Best in the World” threads. Bonus Slammy points if you got the Chicago one from Money in the Bank.

WWE.COM EXCLUSIVE OF THE YEAR:
Winner: John Laurinaitis “congratulates” CM Punk.

MOST REGRETTABLE RING ATTIRE OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Michael Cole in Triple H’s trunks.

CRITTER MOMENT OF THE YEAR:
Winner: The mouse that ran past Alberto Del Rio in the locker room on Raw.

SUPERSTAR TRANSFORMATION OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Zack Ryder. Remember when he used to look like Edge?

  • Will Henderson

    these aren’t really slammy cats, more like WWE.COM’s crazy joke awards that weren’t good enough for the 3 hour event.

  • Mordecai

    Cole won a slammy? Ah shit…now we have to listen to him go on and on about how he is a supposed “triple crown” slammy winner >_<

  • Dave

    And now Ryder is a double Slammy award winner as well. Do I smell a feud with Michael Cole.

  • Whatever

    mouse wins! but is he still alive?