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- WWE has acknowledged CM Punk and Lita hanging out with part four of the WrestleMania Dueling Diaries with Punk and Chris Jericho. They wrote the following about Punk and Lita’s time together on Saturday:

HAPPY WHEN IT RAINS, 5:04 p.m.
It’s hours prior to the WWE Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony and back at the hotel, WWE’s Superstars, Divas, Legends, family and friends are slipping into suits and cocktail dresses for one of the most important nights of the year. About one mile from that same hotel, CM Punk and his friend Lita are sloshing through a Floridian downpour in sopping wet sneakers and clinging cotton tops. They couldn’t be happier.

Crossing over the Miami River Walk, the two unhurriedly pass through puddles toting veggie and fruit smoothies to be sucked down after this evening’s event. Their conversation thrives while people under umbrellas hustle past to find drier ground.

His Thor tee thoroughly drenched, Punk is probably more comfortable now than he will be in a snug necktie later tonight. In fact, The Voice of the Voiceless makes Gene Kelly look like a grump as he and the former Women’s Champion parade through the streets of Miami, enjoying the crash of the heavy raindrops on their skin.

GRUB HUB, 7:09 p.m.
The Straight Edge Superstar and Lita are all wrung out from their stroll through the rain and have dried in time for the prestigious WWE Hall of Fame Ceremony at the American Airlines Arena. Even though it’s not his ideal attire, CM Punk looks James Bond sharp in a suit. Still, he doesn’t quite top the former Women’s Champion, who turns heads in just about every room she enters.

Punk puts down some light fare to supplement the smoothie that made it from one side of Miami to the other in a rainstorm two hours earlier. On the flip side of the curtain behind them, a who’s who of sports-entertainment converges; Ric Flair talks “good olds” with Dusty Rhodes, while Rhyno, Tommy Dreamer and Lance Storm enjoy their reunion.

  • Houndy

    You ever talk to Tommy Dreamer? He is one of the most accomodating guys in the business. Always goes the extra mile for the fans be they fans of his or not.

  • Buncha Ballrubbers

    I think they should make Stephanie McMahon-Leveque’s boobs the world champion! Everyone, including the Divas, would love to get their hands on that!

  • Splash

    Let’s finish the diary up for our friends at WWE.

    Lita’s Hotel Room 11:55pm
    Punk walks Lita back to her hotel room as he shares with her stories about the inrecible Hulk and how it influenced him growing up and now he incorporates it into his entrance. She enjoys his stories and tells Punk “I’m excited to grab a warm bath since being out in the cold rain all day.” Punk’s Anaconda starts to perk up with excitement as he takes this as an invitation. He replies “Well let me show you what in store for you if you need help taking a bath.” Punk drops his pants and Macho Man underwear. He points to the Anaconda and tells Lita “I’m going to use this until you Go To Sleep.” Lita looks down at Punks’s Anaconda and says “it’s awfully crooked, I thought it would be more straght edge?” Punk embarrased now tries ot make a joke but Lita cuts him off with “it’s not going to happen tonight Punk. To reference the wise Undertaker, Edge is in town and Edge is better!” Lita opens the hotel room door and quickly disappears. Punk left in the hallway with his pants down and Anaconda coiling stares at her door in a state of shock. From down the hall a voice comes out of the silence “your dad is a drunk, your sister abuses drugs and now you’re a bastard who has blue balls!” Punk looks down the hall to see Jericho rolling on the floor laughing and all he can do is shake his head with anger and walk away slowly into a commercial break.

  • Splash

    Sounds more like a PG erotic novel rather than a diary.

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