We begin with a look back at the Wedding of the Year of the Internet that took place on WWE.com presided over by Ted DiBiase Sr. and all of the problems that took place, including the slap heard over Michael Cole’s complaints about being there.
We are live on tape on the internet from the United Kingdom and your announcers are Michael ‘Hating this show in my third country’ Cole and Josh ‘Twice at the big boy table this week’ Mathews. Your host is Matt ‘Where is the alternate audio feed this week’ Striker.
Matt’s introduction is interrupted by Goldust who has had a week to think about what happened to him on NXT (but didn’t talk about on Raw when he made an appearance). Goldust has something to say. He says that he has been trying to call Aksana all week, but she won’t answer her phone. Goldust says that he wants an explanation for what she did and he wants her to come out right now.
Aksana walk out with the Million Dollar Belt. She ask if Goldust heart broken and she want to know if Goldust think she love him.
Goldust says that he wanted to help her out.
Aksana say that they married so her immigration problems resolved. She has green card and she can stay in United States.
Goldust says that this is all about Aksana and she also wants the Million Dollar Title.
Aksana says that belt not even his but when they get divorced, she will get half of it. Aksana start USA chant in the UK, and Cole even joins in.
Goldust calls Aksana a conniving Lithuanian witch and then he tells Aksana that they aren’t even in the United States, they are in Manchester. He says that even though she can stay in the United States, we kick her out of here.
Naomi comes out and she says that she doesn’t want Aksana kicked out tonight. Naomi says that she didn’t bring up this immigration stuff. Naomi says that she sees through all of the makeup and her plans to become the center of the show.
Aksana say that if she sent back she be beaten with shovels.
Naomi calls Aksana a gold digger and a phony. Naomi says that Aksana has her attention and she wants Aksana in the ring tonight.
Aksana ask Goldust for advice as her pro.
Goldust tells his ‘wife’ that he thinks, as her pro, that she should step in the ring to get her butt kicked by Naomi.
Aksana and Naomi have a stare down as we go to e-mercial.
We are back and the rookies are in the ring and so is the arm wrestling table. We are down to four rookies, AJ, Naomi, AksanaDust, and Kaitlyn.
We only have four weeks to go, but starting tomorrow at noon eastern, the next vote will take place and we will have another elimination. Matt reminds us that there is still immunity for the most challenge victories. The physical challenge will be an arm wrestling challenge.
AJ will face Aksana in the ‘A’ Bracket while Kaitlyn and Naomi will meet in the ‘KN’ Bracket in this single elimination tournament.
Aksana and AJ go first and Aksana gets the win to advance to the finals. AJ is sent to the showers. It is time for the second semifinal with Kaitlyn and Naomi. Kaitlyn goes to the finals while Cole sleeps.
Aksana and Kaitlyn compete in the finals and Aksana pulls Kaitlyn’s hat as she tries to find a way to win. Kaitlyn is too strong so Aksana pulls the hair and gets disqualified.
We go to a Raw commercial.
We are back and we see how Nikki Bella has become more aggressive over the last few weeks.
Match Number One: AJ with Primo versus Nikki Bella with Brie Bella
Nikki with a kick and she sends AJ into the turnbuckles. Nikki with a slam but AJ with forearms to Nikki followed by an arm drag and then she sends Nikki into the turnbuckles. Nikki pulls AJ off the turnbuckles and gets a near fall. Nikki with a suplex on AJ followed by a kick to the back. Nikki slams AJ’s head into the mat followed by an Irish whip and a suplex. Nikki tries for a surfboard followed by a kick to the back and an Irish whip but she misses a charge into the corner.
Nikki slams AJ’s head into the mat and then she chokes AJ in the ropes. The referee deals with Nikki and she wants Brie to get involved but she does nothing. Nikki blocks a kick and she takes AJ down and gets a near fall. Nikki with a surfboard but AJ with an arm drag. Nikki with a back breaker to AJ but Nikki appears to have hurt her knee. AJ gets out of a slam attempt and Nikki sends AJ to the floor. Nikki goes to the floor as well and runs AJ into the apron. AJ is sent back into the ring and Nikki gets on the apron. Brie says something to Nikki and Nikki argues with Primo and gets pinned with a rollup.
Winner: AJ
It is time for Cole to care about the broadcast because the WWE has been misrepresented by the media. It is time to Stand Up for WWE.
Cole says that Josh and he enjoy their time on NXT (could have surprised me) and they talk about the main event.
We go to a Smackdown commercial.
We are back and it is time for the second challenge of the night and the rookies are in the ring with their air horns. The winner of this could tie Kaitlyn in the battle for immunity. It is a high school photo Name the Superstar Challenge. The first photo is shown and AJ correctly answers Eve. Kaitlyn needs a new horn and AJ gets Jack Swagger correct to extend her lead. Naomi gets closer to AJ with John Cena. Kaitlyn gets on the board with Chavo Guerrero. Kaitlyn misses with a guess of Cody Rhodes. Nobody guesses Jerry Lawler. The final photo is shown and Kaitlyn gets the tie with Mark Henry.
We go to a tiebreaker and AJ guesses John Morrison for the win.
We go to two knuckleheads to talk about Big Show’s movie Knucklehead. We have a video package.
We are back and Cole and Mathews show some emotion to talk about the two title matches at Survivor Series.
In case you missed last week’s NXT, we go back to AJ and Primo discovering that Kaitlyn was getting busy with Dolph Ziggler and the resulting cake tossing incident. This time without the alternate audio track. We see the match from Friday night.
Vickie is in the back with Kaitlyn and she says that beating Kaitlyn on Friday means that she is better than Kaitlyn. Vickie says that she has tried to be nice to Kaitlyn but it is of no use. Vickie says that Dolph told her that it was over with Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn says that Dolph said that Kaitlyn was not the woman that Vickie was because her butt isn’t as big. We have the word that made Joey Styles famous . . . CATFIGHT. Vickie sends Kaitlyn into the catering table before they are separated by the referees.
Match Number Two: Naomi with Kelly Kelly versus Aksana
Before the match starts, Goldust comes out to the ring and he gets in Naomi’s corner.
Naomi takes Aksana down and Aksana goes to the floor. Aksana kicks Naomi but Naomi floats over and gets a near fall with a rollup. Naomi with a slam followed by a leg drop and a near fall. Naomi tries for the Iceman King Parsons butt bump but Aksana with a drop kick to the rear end. Aksana slams Naomi’s head into the turnbuckles. Aksana with a kick followed by a snap mare and a kick to the back for a near fall. Aksana with a reverse chin lock into a rear chin lock. Naomi and Aksana exchange forearms and Aksana with a tilt-a-whirl slam for a near fall. Aksana with a single leg crab but Naomi kicks Aksana in the head. Aksana with a Ted DiBiase-esque clothesline for a near fall. Aksana with punches to Naomi followed by a kick to the back.
Aksana returns to the single leg crab but Naomi gets to the ropes. Aksana with an Irish whip followed by forearms. Naomi pulls Aksana down with a flying hair pull and both women are down. Naomi with a spinning heel kick for a near fall. Naomi with a single leg drop kick for a near fall. Aksana with a drop down uppercut followed by a neck breaker for a near fall. Aksana sends Naomi into the turnbuckles but Naomi with an Irish whip and she runs into a boot from Aksana. Naomi with a leg lariat for the three count.
Winner: Naomi
After the match, Cole yells at Goldust for not acting like a husband with Aksana because she applauds Naomi’s victory.
We go to credits and remember that voting starts tomorrow at Noon.
Source: PWInsider.com
