– Thanks to PWInsider.com for this week’s results.
We begin with comments from Kane and Paul Bearer about his match with Edge at Survivor Series. He tells Kane that nothing can stop him. Then we hear Edge’s comments about his plan to become a Ten Time World Champion. Then Kane’s father went missing, only to be found by Edge who had him tied up in a wheelchair.
We are live on tape from Richmond, Virginia and your announcers are Matt ‘Gorilla Monsoon ’ Striker, Todd ‘Sean Mooney’ Grisham and Michael ‘Tony Schiavone’ Cole.
Tony Chimmel introduces Ricardo Rodriguez, who will introduce his ‘boss’ Alberto Del Rio. This time, Alberto does not have a chauffeur and he makes his way to the ring.
Alberto tells us his name, but we already know that. After 24 years, Survivor Series is going to be great. It is going to be great because the superstar of the show will be Alberto Del Rio. It will be great because he will lead Team Del Rio to victory. They will destroy Rey Mysterio and his little team. He says that Rey is not the only one who likes to be destroyed. Some people like to learn the hard way. Who better than Alberto to teach them a lesson. Just like he did on Raw. We see footage of Alberto Del Rio’s victory over Sergeant Slaughter on Monday night. We see Alberto’s post match attack and Montel Vontavious Porter coming to the aid of Sergeant Slaughter.
Alberto says that he made everyone’s little action figure, Sergeant Slaughter cry. Alberto says that when it comes to heroes, he is their hero.
Montel Vontavious Porter comes out and he says that Alberto doesn’t have a firm grasp of the English language, but the WWE Universe is telling him to punch Alberto Del Rio in the mouth because everyone is tired of Alberto disrespecting the ring and everything it stands for.
Alberto tells MVP that there is no one like him out there. Porter says that Alberto is a dime a dozen and he is too foolish to realize that it is the Sergeant Slaughters, the Chavo Classics, the Tito Santanas, the Iron Sheiks, the Ricky Steamboats, the Roddy Pipers, and the Dusty Rhodes who paved the way for Alberto and his big mouth. Since Alberto is so busy popping off about what he has, it isn’t even a drop in the bucket for all of the things that the legends did.
Alberto says that the only reason why Porter has those legends in the highest regard is because he will never be one of them. Alberto says that he is already a legend. Porter says that since Del Rio is a legend, he won’t mind getting Survivor Series started with a legendary beat down.
Alberto tells MVP that maybe it sounds like a great idea to him and to the WWE Universe. Tonight, there is going to be a fight, but it won’t be between each other because Alberto will be facing the little Chihuahua Rey Mysterio. Alberto says that even if he wasn’t in a match, Porter couldn’t handle him. Alberto says that if Porter wants a fight, he will bring out someone from Team Del Rio. He is going to bring the Chosen One, Drew McIntyre.
Match Number One: Drew McIntyre versus Montel Vontavious Porter in a Team Del Rio/Team Mysterio Survivor Series Preview Match
Porter blocks a punch and he connects with punches of his own. McIntyre with punches of his own but Porter with an overhead belly-to-belly throw and McIntyre goes to the floor. Porter goes after McIntyre and that allows Drew to Irish whip Porter into the ringside barrier. Drew charges at Porter but Porter hot shots Drew on the ringside barrier. They return to the ring and we go to commercial.
We are back and Porter drops Drew across the top rope and they return to the floor. McIntyre goes under the ring and when Porter grabs him, Drew pulls Porter’s arm into the ring apron. Drew slams Porter’s arm into the ring steps and he gets a near fall. Drew uses the rope to work on the arm and then Drew kicks the rope and Drew gets a near fall. Porter with a key lock. Porter with kicks and punches to escape, but Drew runs into the shoulder to regain the advantage. Drew continues to focus on the left arm. Porter with a boot when Drew charges into the corner. Porter punches Drew and then he misses a boot when Drew holds on to the ropes but Porter connects with a second boot and gets a near fall.
Drew comes out of the corner and Porter stops him and hits an Exploder suplex. Porter waits for Drew to get up, but then he sets for the Ballin Elbow and hits it. Drew with a kick to the arm followed by a neck breaker and he gets a near fall. Drew with a kick and punches in the corner but the referee pulls Drew out of the way. Drew misses a charge into the corner and Porter with a Yakuza kick for the three count.
Winner: Montel Vontavious Porter
Edge is in the back and he says that he has heard that Kane is more maniacal than he has been. He says that Kane would be pulling his hair out, if he had any. He asks someone if they are okay because they look sickly and pale. We see that it is Paul Bearer who is still tied up and has his mouth duct taped. Edge removes the tape and Paul screams for Kane. Edge says that it would be helpful if Kane knew where they were. They are in Richmond, but nobody will find them. He says that by the end of the night, maybe they will go see Kane. He says that they have had a good time this week. The Monster Truck Rally and the beach volleyball game have been a blast. He says that they should have a drag race. Edge gets in a wheelchair and wins the race because Paul does not move.
Edge wheels back to the start line and he asks Paul if he didn’t like that game. Edge suggests a game of Trivial Pursuit or Jenga. Edge says that he has a better idea. We go to commercial.
We are back and Chavo Guerrero is with Teddy Long and he tells Teddy that he should the one in the ring. Teddy starts to talk, but there is a ruckus at the door and Kane enters. Chavo exits stage right.
Kane breathes heavily and then sits down with Teddy to find out where his dad is. Teddy says that he doesn’t know. Kane says that he knows that Paul is in Richmond but wants to know where he is. Teddy continues to say that he doesn’t know where Paul is and Kane says that Teddy is lying. Kane throws furniture around but the Bragging Rights Grey Cup is still standing.
Match Number Two: Chris Masters versus Jack Swagger in a Team Del Rio/Team Mysterio Survivor Series Preview Match II: The Wrath of Kane
They lock up and Swagger with a front face lock and take down but Masters escapes. Masters punches Swagger and connects with a running shoulder tackle. Masters with a chop and Irish whip but when Masters tries for a power slam, Swagger escapes and connects with a double sledge to the back of the neck to take Masters down. Swagger with the double jump Swagger Bomb for a near fall. Swagger puts Masters in an abdominal stretch but Masters with a hip toss to escape. Masters with a Samoan drop and then he punches Swagger. Masters with a flying shoulder tackle and then he goes to the turnbuckles and hits a flying shoulder tackle for a near fall. Masters works on Swagger’s leg but Swagger kicks Masters in the knee. Masters locks in the Master Lock but Swagger leaps over the ropes to get to the apron to force Masters to release the hold. Swagger goes to the floor and he pulls Masters down and sends the leg into the ring post twice. Swagger returns to the ring and he clips the knee and he puts Masters in the ankle lock and Masters taps out.
Winner: Jack Swagger
We are back to the further adventures of On the Road with Paul Bearer and Edge. Edge tells Paul that he will need to be at the top of his game to beat Kane. Kane is a huge man. He will have to stick and move and be agile. He says that Paul can help him and show Edge his agility. Edge gets a ball and he says that Paul can show him how to ‘stick and move’ in a game of dodge ball. Edge winds up and misses Paul but he gets the ball back. Edge misses again but he got closer. Edge tells Paul to ‘stick and move’ but Paul is stuck and immobile so Edge is able to hit Paul a few times. Edge says that he is starting to feel it and he nails Paul in the head.
Edge says that Paul was really using his head.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a Knucklehead video package.
We take a look at the dodgeball game between Edge and Paul Bearer.
We see Dolph Ziggler’s victory from Monday night against Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry.
Dolph says that after Monday, all of his problems are behind him. He reminds us that he is undefeated since winning the Intercontinental Title and he has the hottest girlfriend in Vickie Guerrero. He says that he dominated all five hundred pounds of Sexual Chocolate. Dolph says that his opponent tonight stands in at just over five feet, so his chances are somewhere around zero. Dolph says that all of Kaval’s internet fanboys think that he is special, but Kaval is not him. He says that Kaval is a nobody.
Match Number Three: Kaval versus Dolph Ziggler with Vickie Guerrero in a Non Title Match
Dolph with a kick and forearms to Kaval followed by a kick to the midsection. Dolph with an elbow to the top of the head. Dolph with a choke in the corner and the referee warns him. Kaval sends Dolph shoulder first into the ring post, but Dolph stops Kaval with a kick. Kaval with a series of running elbows. Dolph with punches but Kaval with a handspring cross body for a near fall. Kaval misses a splash into the corner but Dolph does not connect with the Zig Zag because Kaval holds on to the ropes. Kaval with a rollup but Dolph counters for a near fall. They exchange near falls. Dolph with a rollup and he tries to use extra leverage, but Kaval counters with a rollup and bridge for the three count.
Winner: Kaval
After the match, Kaval jumps on the announce table and celebrates while Matt talks about how it is ten years in the making for this victory.
Kaval points out that the ‘no one’ Dolph talked about just beat him. Kaval reminds Dolph that he won NXT and he got a title match out of it. Kaval says that he has made his decision. On Sunday at the Survivor Series, he will beat Dolph again to become the Intercontinental Champion.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Did you Know that WWE is one of the ‘hottest brands’ in the US.
Edge continues to train for his match with Kane and now he is going to do some cardio so he pushes Paul around in the wheelchair. Edge says that he needs to make sure that his wind is good and his resting heart rate is up. Edge says that he has built up an appetite so he is going to get some pizza.
Match Number Four: Kofi Kingston versus Cody Rhodes in a Team Del Rio/Team Mysterio Survivor Series Preview Match III: The Search for Dashing
They lock up and Kofi backs Cody into the ropes and Cody with a forearm but Kofi with a kick and slap to Cody’s face. Cody freaks out and goes to the floor as he attacks the announce table and then he checks on his face using the back of his ring jacket.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Cody is punching and kicking Kofi in the corner. Cody with an elbow to the back of the head and he puts Kofi in a side head lock. Cody with a shoulder tackle but Kofi with a leaping back elbow for a near fall. Kofi with a side head lock but Cody tries to escape but Kofi holds on. Cody with a forearm to the back. Cody blocks a hip toss and so does Kofi. Kofi follows that with a monkey flip to Cody. Cody goes to the floor as he continues to show his frustration with the way things are going.
Cody gets back to the apron but Kofi with a drop kick that knocks Cody to the floor. Kofi with European uppercuts but Cody with a knee to the midsection. Cody with a gourdbuster or two to Kofi followed by a rolling knee drop for a near fall. Cody with a kick to the midsection and then he works on the ribs using the ring post. Cody gets a near fall. Cody with punches to Kofi and then he puts Cody in an Guillotine choke but Kofi with a back body drop to escape. Kofi with punches and forearms and the referee pulls him away. Kofi with chops and a drop kick to Cody. Kofi misses his leap to the turnbuckles when Cody moves but when Cody charges into the corner, Kofi with a pendulum kick and then Kofi goes up top.
Kofi with a cross body for a near fall. Kofi with a kick to the head and then he hits the Boom drop. Kofi waits for Cody to get up to hit Trouble in Paradise. Cody ducks Trouble in Paradise but Kofi is able to avoid The Beautiful Disaster. Kofi with a sunset flip for a near fall. Cody with a waist lock but Kofi with an elbow to escape. Cody grabs Kofi by the hair and tights and hits CrossRhodes for the three count.
Winner: Cody Rhodes
After the match, Cody rests on the top rope and celebrates his victory.
We go to the back where Kane is talking about his father and we see that he is talking to Rosa Mendes. He says that Paul is the only person who has ever understood him. He has always been there. Now that he is gone, it feels like a part of him has been ripped away. He says that he is his father and Edge has abducted him. Now Edge is playing games with him and torturing him. Kane says that Edge thinks it is funny. Edge has no idea what torture is and what pain is. When he finds Edge, he will teach him what those things are. He will rip Edge’s guts out and shove them down his throat. Kane says that is only the beginning.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Five: Michelle McCool and Layla versus Kelly Kelly and Natalya in a One of These Four is Not Like the Other Match
Layla and Kelly start things off and they lock up Layla pushes Kelly and tries for a kick but Kelly blocks it. Kelly with a forearm and Thesz Press and she slams Layla’s head into the mat. Natalya tags in and Natalya kicks Layla followed by a forearm. Michelle tags in and Natalya with a forearm followed by a wheelbarrow suplex for a near fall. Michelle with a kick but Natalya responds with a kick of her own. Layla with a tag when Natalya goes for a rollup on Michelle. Natalya sees Layla coming at her, but she cannot avoid a double kick from Michelle and Layla and they get the three count.
Winners: Michelle McCool and Layla
After the match, Michelle and Layla celebrate their victory.
We go back to the Edge/Bearer banquet room and Edge is finishing up some breadsticks, but we see a full dinner spread for him and his guest of honor. Edge says that it is rude of him not to give Paul anything because he was probably starving. Edge gives Paul a breadstick, but he plays with it on Paul’s head. Edge then puts some marinara sauce on Paul’s head. Edge says that he wants to skip to dessert and he tries to shove it in Paul’s ear. Edge gives Paul some wings, but they end up on Paul’s shirt. Edge gets the pizza and puts it on Paul’s head. He says that is much better.
Edge says that it is time to go see Kane so it is time for a road trip.
We go to commercial with Big Show walking in the back.
We are back and Kane is in a room snarling and breathing heavily. He stands up and breathes more intensely. He starts to scream and then he starts to cry. Has Edge broken the World Champion?
Match Number Six: Big Show versus Tyler Reks in a Team Del Rio/Team Mysterio Survivor Series Preview Match IV: A New Hope
Reks with a kick to the leg followed by punches but Show grabs Reks by the throat. Reks with punches and kicks to get out of the hold. Reks with a drop kick to the knee followed by a clothesline for a near fall. Reks waits for Show to get up and he tries for a kick but Show blocks it and then he takes Reks down with a punch. Show with a clothesline followed by an Irish whip and running butt splash into the corner. Show with a shoulder tackle and then he signals for the choke slam and hits it and gets the three count.
Winner: Big Show
Josh Mathews is in the interview area and he is with Alberto Del Rio. Josh points out that each team has won two matches, so he asks Alberto if he thinks he can beat Rey. Alberto says that Rey is not a survivor and he lacks the ‘essence of excellence’. So tonight and on Sunday, everyone will witness his greatness. He will give the WWE Universe an authentic hero.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time for the ‘Will we see John Cena after Sunday night’ video package.
We run through the rest of the card.
Edge and Paul Bearer are finally at the arena and Kane is nowhere to be found. Edge calls for Kane, but he doesn’t do a really enthusiastic job. He lets Paul call for Kane and Paul screams for his son. Edge puts Paul back in the van.
We cut to the hallway where Kane calls out for Paul and he walks through the back.
Kane sees Paul in the van and he wants to know where Edge is. Kane looks around for Edge and Edge waits for Kane on the top of the van and he hits a cross body onto Kane. Edge sends Kane into a cart and then he tells Kane that he will see him on Sunday. He then wonders what Paul looks like in a Speedo and wonders if he can swim or float. Edge drives away without closing the side door of the van, putting Paul Bearer in danger.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Did You Know where the people who bought tickets for Wrestlemania live?
Match Number Seven: Alberto Del Rio versus Rey Mysterio in a Team Del Rio/Team Mysterio Survivor Series Preview Match V: The Mysterio Strikes Back
They lock up and Alberto is forced to break the hold and he kicks Rey and then the referee pulls him off. Alberto sends Rey into the turnbuckles and punches him. Del Rio is warned by the referee again. Rey with forearms to Del Rio but Del Rio with an Irish whip. Rey with a float over and Rey kicks Del Rio in the leg. Del Rio with a knee to the midsection. Del Rio with a sunset flip but Rey with a round kick and he gets a near fall. Rey with a drop toe hold and Rey sets for the 619 but Alberto goes to the floor.
The other four members of Team Del Rio come to the ring and they go after Rey and the referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Rey Mysterio by disqualification
After the match, the members of Team Mysterio come out and we have pandemonium. Out to save the day is Smackdown’s human General Manager Teddy Long. Teddy says that since everyone from both teams are out in the ring and want to mix it up, they are going to do it right. It will be in a ten man Showdown Battle Royal and it will happen next. We go to commercial.
Match Number Eight: Ten Man Battle Royal featuring members of Team Del Rio and Team Mysterio in a Team Del Rio/Team Mysterio Survivor Series Preview Match: The Final Build for Survivor Series
The bell rings and Del Rio goes after Rey while Porter and Masters work on Reks. Show goes after McIntyre while Swagger and Rhodes work on Kingston. Rhodes goes after Show and Show chops Rhodes. Show chops Del Rio to save Rey and bring him back into the match. Show with a shhh chop to Del Rio. Show with a chop to Reks while Rhodes deals with Masters.
Rey tries to eliminate Del Rio but Del Rio regains control. Cody with a forearm to Masters but Masters with a chop. Rey kicks Del Rio while Porter holds him. Cody is sent to the apron but he holds on to the ropes until Masters connects with a forearm to send Rhodes to the floor to eliminate him. Swagger hits Porter from behind. Masters and Kingston send Reks over the top rope but Reks rolls in under the bottom rope. Rey with a triangle choke on Del Rio while hanging over the apron. Porter with a double sledge to Del Rio but Del Rio stays in the match. Masters is the next man eliminated.
Kofi kicks Reks and connects with a forearm. Show chops Del Rio but Del Rio kicks back. Del Rio and McIntyre work on Show but Show with a double noggin knocker. Swagger has Porter down in the corner. Kofi eliminates Reks and Rey sends Drew to the apron but he hangs on. Show and Kofi go after Del Rio. Kofi with a kick to Swagger and Show with a head butt to Del Rio. Porter with a knee drop to Del Rio. Kofi with forearms and kicks to McIntyre. Drew sends Kofi over the top rope to the apron and then he kicks Kofi off the apron to eliminate him.
Del Rio with a knee to Show followed by a punch. Porter with a running boot to the head of Swagger in the corner, but Del Rio takes advantage of Porter’s position to eliminate him. Drew gets Rey up but Show with a chop and Show eliminates Drew as we get down to four men, with two on each team left.
Swagger goes after Show while Rey and Alberto fight. Alberto has Rey on his shoulders but Rey goes forward and grabs the ropes to eliminate Del Rio. Swagger with a boot to Show’s knee. Rey with a seated senton splash off the turnbuckles. Swagger puts Rey in the ankle lock when he counters a wheelbarrow move. Rey rolls through staggers Swagger. Show with a savate kick that sends Swagger into the ropes. Rey hits the 619 and then Show grabs Swagger by the throat and sends him over the top rope to the floor to win the match.
Winners: Team Mysterio
We go to credits.
– Thanks to PWInsider.com for this week’s results.
