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Austin Aries explains why he always had a banana in his pocket in WWE

Austin Aries

If you noticed a banana in Austin Aries’ pocket while he was with WWE, you weren’t the only one. The Greatest Man Who ever lived recently sat down with Sam Roberts where he revealed why he always seemed to have a potassium-filled snack around at all times.

“I’m just going to say this about the banana. The Hall Of Fame is long, okay? And I saw lots of people dressed to impress that night. Lots of nice suits. Lots of nice dresses. Let me tell you something, about three and a half hours in, I guarantee about 40 percent of that audience wished they had a banana in their pocket instead of a pocket square, because I got famished,” Aries explained. “I was running low on some energy, and that pocket square wouldn’t do me any good. But I got a nice little shot of some natural sugars and potassium, and then I just used my sleeve to wipe my mouth off. And I didn’t need the pocket square. So sometimes the thing comes in handy in a pinch. You never know.”

In the end, Austin just saw the banana as a way to keep people guessing.

“There’s nothing unpredictable about this whatsoever,” he said. “So when all of a sudden some guy randomly has a banana in his pocket and everyone goes, ‘What’s with the banana?’ Exactly! You’re asking a question and you’re intrigued by something, how refreshing. And the minute I tell you why the banana, now you don’t care. And maybe there isn’t a why, and maybe there is, and maybe I’m never gonna tell you. There’s nothing better than when people see bananas, now they think of me.”

  • Arnold Jackson

    More importantly, why is this a question in the first place?

  • Darrin Tyler

    How is that an answer?