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Screeching Weasel Frontman Blasts CM Punk, Calls on Female Fans to Challenge Punk to Fight

– Screeching Weasel frontman Ben Weasel posted the following on his Facebook about former WWE Superstar CM Punk:

“Okay gang, CM Punk’s been running his mouth again and it’s time to teach him a lesson. Who’s CM Punk, you ask (along with the rest of the world)? Some washed up, burnt-out, has-been former wrestler who’s been reduced to hanging out on Twitter challenging guys half his size to fist fights, that’s who. I wish I was joking.

Yours truly was targeted by the big goof when he saw a YouTube video purportedly showing me hitting two women while on stage in Austin TX a few years ago. In fact I was hugging those ladies with my fists, not that it’s any of his business. But the slobbering nitwit still challenged me to a fight, I guess so women will feel like he’s a really great guy.

Well, guess what? I don’t believe our female fans are delicate flowers in need of the protection of some oily mouth-breather who runs around in his underwear pretending to fight other men for a living. I think you ladies can hold your own. Heck, I KNOW you can.

So I’m challenging all our female fans – including all our M-F transgender fans – to stand up with us on stage at our show in Chicago on 11/22 and challenge the big goon to a fight. He thinks it’s so easy to slug a chick? Let’s see him try!

This is not a joke. If you’re up to the challenge and can throw a solid punch, or even just kick a gym-muscled bully in his shriveled-up, steroid-ravaged nuts, post in this thread. Our road manager Kotton will contact you if we can use your help. Let’s shut this buffoon’s mouth once and for all!”

  • Johnny Cappuccino

    I don’t like CM Punk, and I’m not going to even comment on anything between these two but “Hugging them with my fists”? Like, what?

  • D2K

    Well that is what Hannibal Burress did with Bill Cosby. I had no idea who he was until he brought up the rape allegations about Cosby from years ago. Whether they are true or not, now everyone knows who HE is, Bill Cosby’s career and image are in shambles, and he hasn’t even been charged with anything yet.

    So, it is par for the course for people to do things like this. Nothing this guy is saying makes any kind of sense about CM Punk.

  • D2K

    What exactly did CM Punk ‘say’ about him? In this embarrassing dissertation I don’t remember seeing any of that. Pretty telling.

  • BBJ


  • The Killswitch

    Punk is the same guy who berated Chris Brown for doing what he did to Rihanna. I really don’t know where this guy is getting this idea that Punk thinks it’s okay to hit a woman.

  • JAckh45

    and yet here you are… reading the story attached to the headline…. Ironic aye.

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  • Keith Learmonth

    I’m sorry, all I read was “I’m trying to drum up publicity by starting fights with people more famous than me!”

    And this website fell for it, hook, line, and sinker. Are you really that desperate for a CM Punk Headline?

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  • MrDr3e

    Steroids? Big goon? Uh, does this guy even know who CM Punk is, or what he looks like?

  • Kristopher Robinson