WWE Main Event Report – 12/18/2013

We are in Austin, Texas and your announcers are Josh ‘Visting Mom for the holiday’ Mathews and Miz.



Mick Foley makes his way to the ring dressed as Santa. He gives gifts to fans on the way to the ring.

He says Ho Ho Hello and mentions that it is only six more nights until Christmas Eve. He wanted to stop here to wish everyone a Merry . . .

Ryback and Curtis Axel interrupt Mick. Ryback says that is what happens when you stop working out. He says that is a really big guy. Axel says that they would have baked him a whole bunch of cookies for Christmas but he ate them all.

Ryback calls Santa fat and then he asks him if he has anything better to do than hand out gifts to all of the needy, bratty Feed Me Morons.

Santa wants to know the meaning of the intrusion.

Axel says that they are here to lighten his load. Ryback says that they are going to put the gifts in the right hands.

Axel takes Santa’s bag and Ryback says that he doesn’t like Santa Claus because when he was a little big guy, he asked for an Olympic Weight System and he got a Thighmaster.

Ryback says that Mick is not the real Santa Claus. He pulls the beard and it doesn’t come off.

Miz gets up and tells Ryback that nobody touches Santa on his watch. He asks them if they are going to bully Santa and throws out a series of reallys. He says that it is the holidays. They should be singing holiday carols.

Miz asks Santa if he wants to join him in a holiday carol. Miz wants to sing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, but he has changed the words so they make fun of Axel and Ryback.

Santa suggests that there be a match with Curtis Axel against The Miz. Since Ryback is never far behind, Santa will be in Miz’ corner.

We go to commercial.

We are back and since Miz is wrestling tonight, Josh is joined by Alex Riley on commentary.

Match Number One: R Truth and Xavier Woods versus Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre

Truth and Jinder start things off. They lock up and Jinder with an arm drag and he does some air guitar. Truth wants to know ‘what’s up’. They lock up and Mahal with a side head lock. Mahal with a shoulder tackle and he does some more air guitar. Truth with a hip toss and arm drag into an arm bar. Jinder with a knee but Truth with a shoulder tackle. Truth holds on to the ropes to avoid a leap frog and Truth with a leg lariat for a near fall.

Woods tags in and they chop Jinder. Woods with a European uppercut followed by a hip toss and leaping fist drop for a near fall. Xavier with an arm drag into an arm bar. Drew tags in and he connects with a European uppercut. Drew with an Irish whip but he runs into a knee from Woods and Woods with a running drop kick. Truth tags in and he punches him.

Woods tags back in and they hit a double back elbow and then they hit a double drop kick to Jinder. Mahal and Drew go to the floor and we go to commercial.

We are back and Mahal with a key lock on Woods. Woods with a head scissors and he knocks Drew off the apron. Woods tries for a drop kick but McIntyre holds Jinder. Drew tags in and he runs Woods into the turnbuckles to work on the back. Mahal tags in and he kicks Woods.

Mahal with a belly-to-back suplex and he hits a leaping knee drop and gets a near fall. Drew tags back in and they drop Woods across the top rope and then Drew with forearms to the back while Woods hangs on the ropes and then Drew lets Xavier fall to the mat.

Woods with punches and a crucifix cover for a near fall. Drew with a clothesline for a near fall. Mahal tags back in and Jinder with a punch and Drew with a kick to the chest. Mahal gets a near fall. Mahal with a quarter nelson and chin lock. Mahal with a knee and belly-to-back suplex for a near fall. Drew tags in and he kicks Woods in the ribs. Drew stomps on the hand and he connects with a forearm to the head.

Woods with a rollup for a near fall and he tries to make the tag but Drew catches him and pushes him away. Drew with a flying boot and he kips up. Drew knocks Truth off the apron and then he punches Woods and does some air guitar. Drew tries for a belly-to-back suplex and Woods lands on his feet and he tags in Truth. Truth with punches to Drew and then he knocks Jinder off the apron. Truth with a split and then he hits a scissors kick but Jinder breaks up the cover.

Jinder is sent to the floor and Woods with cannonball off the apron. Truth does a split under Drew and Truth hits the Truth Detector for the three count.

Winners: R Truth and Xavier Woods

AJ Lee skips in the back next to Tamina Snuka who walks us into commercial.

Match Number Two: AJ Lee (with Tamina Snuka) versus Kaitlyn in a Non Title Match

They lock up and AJ with a waist lock but Kaitlyn with a hip lock to escape. AJ with another waist lock and Kaitlyn with a standing switch and take down for a near fall. AJ with a side head lock and Kaitlyn with a shoulder tackle for a near fall. AJ pie faces Kaitlyn and Kaitlyn grabs AJ and blocks a slap. Kaitlyn with a clothesline.

Kaitlyn with an Irish whip but she runs into a boot and AJ goes to the turnbuckles for a cross body. Kaitlyn catches AJ but AJ escapes. Kaitlyn with an elbow and she sends Kaitlyn into the turnbuckles. AJ with a snap mare and reverse chin lock. AJ pulls Kaitlyn back to the mat and she sends Kaitlyn into the turnbuckles.

The referee warns AJ and she misses a charge into the corner and Kaitlyn with an elbow. AJ counters a back breaker with a Guillotine choke. Kaitlyn runs AJ into the turnbuckles but AJ jumps on Kaitlyn’s back with a sleeper. Kaitlyn backs AJ into the corner and AJ with a kick. Kaitlyn with a back breaker and clotheslines. Kaitlyn with a flying shoulder tackle for a near fall.

AJ with a kick but Kaitlyn with a drop kick. Kaitlyn gets AJ on her shoulders but Tamina gets on the apron and AJ applies the Black Widow and Kaitlyn taps out.

Winner: AJ Lee

We go to commercial.

We are back and we take a look back at the start of Raw and Randy Orton’s comments about how awesome he was, only to be booked into a match against Daniel Bryan.

Match Number Three: Miz (with Santa Foley) versus Curtis Axel (with Ryback)

Santa has a gift for Miz to give to Curtis as an offering. Axel takes the action figure and it is a Ryback action figure. Axel stomps on the action figure and Miz punches Axel while Ryback wonders why he did that. Miz with a clothesline that sends Axel over the top rope to the floor.

Axel returns to the ring and Ryback takes his action figure back. Axel with a knee and kick followed by punches and more kicks. Axel with an Irish whip but Miz floats over and Axel with a hurdle leap frog followed by a drop kick. Axel with an elbow drop. Axel with a side head lock but Miz with a flapjack. Miz climbs the turnbuckles and he punches Axel but Axel pushes him away.

Miz goes to the apron when Axel tries to throw him over the top rope. Miz goes for a shoulder from the apron but Axel with a kick to the head and he hits a neck breaker with Miz hanging from the ropes. Axel with punches and he rubs his forearm across Miz’ nose. Axel pulls at Miz’ face. Axel with a reverse chin lock. Miz with elbows and punches. Axel misses a clothesline but he connects with a clothesline to the back of the head. Axel punches Miz and he has something to say to Santa.

Axel with an elbow to the back of the head. Axel rubs Miz’ eyes in the ropes. Axel with a knee to the head. Axel with a reverse chin lock and he puts his weight on top of Miz to add more pressure. Axel with a knee and elbow to Miz. Miz with clotheslines followed by a kick and running knee lift. Miz hits the Reality Check for a near fall.

Miz tries for the Skull Crushing Finale but Axel rolls him through. Axel’s leg is put in the ropes and Miz kicks it. Axel hot shots Miz and then he hits the running snap neck breaker for a near fall. Axel sets for the fisherman’s suplex but Miz counters and he catapults Axel into the turnbuckles and he kicks Axel in the back of the leg and Axel flips like his dad. Miz with a DDT for a near fall.

Axel with a rollup for a near fall. Miz runs into an elbow in the corner and Axel goes to the turnbuckles. Miz blocks a move from the turnbuckles and Miz sets for the figure four leg lock and Ryback gets on the apron. Santa tries to pull Ryback off the apron but he is unsuccessful. Miz with a baseball slide. Santa puts Ryback in the Mandible Claw while Miz hits the Skull Crushing Finale for the three count.

Winner: Miz

We go to credits.

Source: PWInsider.com

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