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Daniel Bryan Blogs on Ways AJ Lee Could Become a Better WWE Diva

– The official Facebook page for World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan has a new blog up on ways he thinks girlfriend AJ Lee can be a better Diva. Here’s what he wrote:

I wanted to publicly share some things that AJ can do to make herself a better Diva:

1. Be taller. Not sure how? How about trading in those Chuck Taylors for a nice pair of heels?

2. Adopt a strict vegan lifestyle to stay mentally and physically fit. Maybe if you stop eating eggs, you’ll stop walking on eggshells all the time.

3. Highlight your beauty through silence. Be seen but not heard.

4. Focus on inspiring others as a role model, exhibiting real beauty on the inside and outside … like me.

5. How about trading in those skulls you wear on your clothes for the butterfly of the Divas Title?

6. Remember that “gamer” really means “loser couch potato”.

7. Only champions have enough discipline to not get fat from eating vegan animal crackers. Please stop asking me to share and buy a second box.

9. Just consider that Pokemon is a silly children’s game and will prevent people from taking you seriously.

10. To create a constant glow, fill yourself with the blissful reality that you are dating the World Heavyweight Champion!

  • #8 really inspires me to be a better person.

  • xXx

    pokemon? HEY! lololol.. i love danielson xD

  • black sincarsa

    lol he misssed 8th

  • scooter

    clearly bryan is about as uselessat pokemon as ash from the anime

  • Prince

    Lol, this is hilarious. Too bad he missed #8.

  • heyfit

    #8 is aweeeeesomeeeeee

  • Sam

    #8 really speaks to me

  • JIR

    precisely #8 really open my eyes to the meaning of life

  • Chung Li

    #8 is a good point…

  • Justin Sane

    I used to wonder how their relationship worked that out with AJ being a gamer and whatnot and Daniel not owning a television. I mean, I know the relationship is keyfabe, but still.. I love Daniel’s character. This blog is funny. Although I like AJ and her nerd appeal.

  • BlaH

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    This is one of the reasons why so much of the WrestleMania lineup has not been finalized yet, because, according to another key WWE insider, “Vince keeps changing his mind. He’s just not sold on anything but the top matches.”

    One sign of the WWE’s depth chart weakness is the John Laurinaitis vs Teddy Long feud.

    “In any other era, would these two have so much air time during WrestleMania season?” our key insider asked.

  • CC

    He has a point with #9