According to Mediaite, in a peculiar official campaign statement titled “KISS OF DEATH: Ron DeSantis Is Thirsty AF,” Donald Trump’s 2024 campaign likened Republican rival Ron DeSantis to a “thirsty, third-rate OnlyFans wannabe model.” The statement, issued by Trump spokesman Steven Cheung, accused DeSantis of behaving more like an attention-seeking personality than a serious presidential candidate.
Cheung mocked DeSantis for debating California Governor Gavin Newsom, describing it as an act of desperation for attention. The statement painted a vivid picture of DeSantis flailing his arms and bobbling his head during the debate, likening him to a San Francisco crackhead rather than the governor of Florida. Cheung even speculated about the need for a seated debate so that DeSantis wouldn’t have to wear high heels or use a step stool to appear taller.
Accusations against DeSantis didn’t stop there, with Cheung labeling him “Red Ron,” alleging him to be a shill for China and a sympathizer of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP). The statement referenced a poll from The Messenger that supposedly indicated DeSantis’ endorsements from figures like Kim Reynolds and Bob Vander Plaat had not positively impacted his poll numbers.
Ron DeSanctimonious is acting more like a thirsty, third-rate OnlyFans wannabe model than an actual presidential candidate. Instead of actually campaigning and trying to turn around his dismal poll numbers, DeSanctus is now so desperate for attention that he’s debating a Grade A loser like Gavin Newsom.
At the debate, Ron will flail his arms and bobble his head wildly, looking more like a San Francisco crackhead than the governor of Florida. This isn’t a prediction. It’s a spoiler.
Hopefully for Ron, it’s a seated debate so he won’t have to mash his foot into his high-heels to look taller. But if not, he’ll definitely be on a 12 inch step stool so he can peek right above the podium.
The campaign statement concluded with a warning for DeSantis to focus on Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley, who allegedly stole his Never Trump Republican In Name Only (RINO) backers, or risk falling below Chris Christie in the polls.
The Florida governor was scheduled to participate in a debate against Gavin Newsom in Alpharetta, Georgia, titled “DeSantis vs Newsom: The Great Red vs. Blue State Debate,” moderated by Fox News host Sean Hannity and aired on Fox News at 6 p.m. ET.
