It has been noted that word from the Bronx is that Ben Affleck might be back on the sauce, as his storybook romance with J-Lo from the Block reaches its dark final chapter via Daily Mail.
However, it seems that things were going well for them. Now, reports have emerged that divorce is ‘imminent’, leaving friends concerned Bloated Ben could be ‘drinking again.’
J.Lo’s apparent panic over fading fame recently led her to misguidedly release an album ‘This is Me… Now’ (don’t care), a musical film ‘This is Me… Now: A Love Story’ (hated it) and the cherry on top, a documentary – nauseatingly titled ‘The Greatest Love Story Never Told’.
In one scene of the documentary, Affleck is surprised to learn that his wife shared all their private correspondence, with her friends. All this mediocre Masshole ever wanted was to watch his Red Sox and eat his Jack in the Box in peace. However, Lopez wanted motivation. In fact, such is her obsession with hard work, working out, her looks and his, that Lopez has reportedly been ‘getting Ben to wear foundation again’, his manhood be damned.
Adding insult to injury, Lopez’s mommy matchmaker, Guadalupe Rodriguez – who reportedly pushed her daughter to get back with the one who got away – has reportedly ‘turned against’ Affleck.
Some friends are even wildly predicting she’ll quickly rebound to former fiancé Alex Rodriguez, who allegedly cheated on her in 2021. ”I don’t think the cheating is a dealbreaker for her anymore. I think she won’t announce the split until she has someone else lined up in any case,” as per an insider of the outlet.
Ben once said of his drink addiction: ‘You do more of it to make that discomfort go away. Then the real pain starts. It becomes a vicious cycle you can’t break.’